Maria Menounos is the 45 year old bitch from Extra or Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight type of bullshit shows, who was smart enough to leave that shit, after decades of being jerked off to because of that shit, since men were forced to sit through that shit, while their fat wives watched that shit during dinner, only to handle that shit by staring at the Greek Goddesses tits, while knowing she does anal….GREEK SHIT (glazed with olive oil and semen)….

While Maria Menounos had some kind of cancer a while ago, she decided it was time for a geriatric pregnancy, but then got some other kind of cancer she’s either actually got, or is pretending to have, because it gets her in the media for the female hive mind to get all sad about, and I guess this is her showing off her scars and her pregnancy bump thanks to buying herself a baby via a surrogate….why put the body through nature’s birthing process when you can just pay for it and keep that pussy as pristine as it is, thanks to the whole being greek and using the asshole as primary hole…..

Anyway, as it turns out, you can jerk off to cancer, but anyone who has been to the cancer ward already knows that!

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