In keeping with today’s theme of space not being real, the earth being flat, and humans being victims to pretty simplistic marketing efforts, that prove just how gullible we all are…..

I’m going to assume that if space is real, if space travel ever happens, the bitches who go up into space, we’ll called SPACE WHORES, will be rocking tanlines, despite having been in a spaceship for years to get to their final destination, the new colony on some remote planet to save humanity, because tanlines don’t require tans man, they come in a chemical filled jar, because whores will be whores, on earth and in the galactic heavens and they will do whatever it takes to highlight their genitals, you know frame them up like they’re wearing invisible panties….because they’ll do anything to be hot or a fetish, that’s why they were selected to be the SPACE WHORES….and everyday whores…which doesn’t really require much of a screening process or selection process…it just sort of takes a self starter with a camera phone…

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