I may be of the school of thought that the best thing to wear to the beach is nothing, but that typically offends the moms on the beach and potentially gets you arrested, depending on what oppressive beach that turns their back on the true human experience of ridding yourself of the social constructs of man, like clothing…

I also don’t really believe that me naked on the beach does anyone any favors, not even myself, unless I’m sunning my asshole, in hopes of getting rid of the anal cancer by burning it off…

I do believe that girls should be naked all the time, beaches included, and I guess the swimsuit is as close as we get to that, so that’s what makes them so exciting and why they fuel the internet and social media.

We need these bikini pics for our survival….she here you go.

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