Haley Lu Richardson is some straight from the mean streets of suburban Arizona, born to a dude who worked as a golf course architect, so high profile in his work that he has a wikipedia page of his own, which means that she was clearly a fucking rich kid, which is why she ran around for a decade working in theater and touring with a dance troupe like some kind of faggot….before deciding to give it a shot in LA back in 2011….

She has since done a few movies, her biggest performance probably in White Lotus season 2, where she played Stifler’s mom’s assistant who in the event you didn’t see the show, was a dumpy pile of shit that I had a hard time believing even the lamest rich kid from LA would ever fall for….

Well, she apparently does desperate social media content to get noticed, featuring an ass I am sure dudes praise and celebrate when they see it, because it’s so big and round, despite it just being a product of the rest of her lacking fitness….

So here she is drinking by the pool, reading books, like the theatre nerd she clearly is, being horny like theater nerds tend to be…

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