Haley Lu Richardson, along with her stupid fucking name, was a dumpy ass bitch on the White Lotus over-hyped show, basically the Taylor Swift concert of TV….

She was so dumpy that I couldn’t understand why they would cast her to be the part of the girl assistant that was the love interest of not one, but two different people. One was a gay prostitute, so it almost made sense, but the other was some other nerdy dude rich kid…yes I watched the stupid fucking show…

So anyway, she was not a believable hot chick, since the show and her new found success as the ugly girl who pulls dudes, because the world is based on ugly girls pulling dudes, cuz dudes will fuck whatever is available….she has gone onto a consistent series of bikini pics, vacation pics, and being in the water with her tits hanging out of the water makes her a little less dumpy ass bitch-like…

So I wouldn’t say I’m into it, but I’m not not into it.

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Haley Lu Richardson is the ugly chick who played Stifler’s mom’s assistant in the most recent Italian White Lotus, where she had multiple men showing some interest in her sexually, which I didn’t believe or buy into because I did watch White Lotus, I’m a Survivor fan, not a Survivor, but a fan of the show Survivor and weirdo Mike White and some of the other cast are from the Survivor fam, so you know you gotta show up and sit through an overhyped show….

It turned out that the only reason Haley Lu Richardson was a love interest was because she was being manipulated in part of a murder plot, so I figure a rent-boy fucking an unattractive chick is better than being fucked up the ass for money, you know straight for pay is always better than gay for pay….meaning, she wasn’t seen as a hot chick at all….so Hollywood may lie to us about some ugly chicks being hot chicks, but NOT this one…

She’s in a bikini on a beach, maybe somewhere fancy since she’s a celebrity, and the whole thing is hardly eventful, but BIKINIS RULE….I’ll make that into a shirt….it’ll be my “Skate or Die”…..BIKINIS RULE….my HAPPY FACE…..Bikinis RULE…

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Haley Lu Richardson is some straight from the mean streets of suburban Arizona, born to a dude who worked as a golf course architect, so high profile in his work that he has a wikipedia page of his own, which means that she was clearly a fucking rich kid, which is why she ran around for a decade working in theater and touring with a dance troupe like some kind of faggot….before deciding to give it a shot in LA back in 2011….

She has since done a few movies, her biggest performance probably in White Lotus season 2, where she played Stifler’s mom’s assistant who in the event you didn’t see the show, was a dumpy pile of shit that I had a hard time believing even the lamest rich kid from LA would ever fall for….

Well, she apparently does desperate social media content to get noticed, featuring an ass I am sure dudes praise and celebrate when they see it, because it’s so big and round, despite it just being a product of the rest of her lacking fitness….

So here she is drinking by the pool, reading books, like the theatre nerd she clearly is, being horny like theater nerds tend to be…

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Haley Lu Richardson is some child star who is now 28. She got her start in a show called SHAKE IT UP by Disney, so you know she knows how to perform….based on all the experience she’s had….and training….and by perfrom I mean fuck.

She was also in som other shit like UNPREGNANT, which I guess is about child sacrifice, she was in White Lotus, where she played the intern PORTIA who was fucking gross to look at….

To make her weirder, she’s been CROTCHETing since she was 8 and has an online store where she sells her CROTCHET work, whether they are vagina hats I don’t know, but I appreciate a woman who keeps in line with women’s sports like knitting, crafting, doing dishes, cooking, you know what they are bred to do but that none do thanks to the destruction of the traditional female…..THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING THEM OUT OF THE KITCHEN…

Now we all KNOW who Haley Lu Richardson is….Thanks WIKI PEDIA for the propaganda….

The good news is that I only know her from her White Lotus role, which was a bitch I didn’t want to see in bikini, a rare occurance since I look at anyone in bikinis, and this is shot from the right angle, or maybe she’s done fitness, making her bikini pic far less offensive and almost hot….if only she could go through life at this angle….right…I guess she can via social media..

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