Haley Lu Richardson is the ugly chick who played Stifler’s mom’s assistant in the most recent Italian White Lotus, where she had multiple men showing some interest in her sexually, which I didn’t believe or buy into because I did watch White Lotus, I’m a Survivor fan, not a Survivor, but a fan of the show Survivor and weirdo Mike White and some of the other cast are from the Survivor fam, so you know you gotta show up and sit through an overhyped show….

It turned out that the only reason Haley Lu Richardson was a love interest was because she was being manipulated in part of a murder plot, so I figure a rent-boy fucking an unattractive chick is better than being fucked up the ass for money, you know straight for pay is always better than gay for pay….meaning, she wasn’t seen as a hot chick at all….so Hollywood may lie to us about some ugly chicks being hot chicks, but NOT this one…

She’s in a bikini on a beach, maybe somewhere fancy since she’s a celebrity, and the whole thing is hardly eventful, but BIKINIS RULE….I’ll make that into a shirt….it’ll be my “Skate or Die”…..BIKINIS RULE….my HAPPY FACE…..Bikinis RULE…

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