Weed may not be a strong enough drug to give girls the nod like opiates or other more fun drugs you can use as foreplay, but it can make girls lazy enough to not bother making the best life decisions, so that they don’t bother protesting your advances to fuck….while being less sloppy than being drunk….and down to eat pizza when done, maybe even down to fuck you because of the promise of pizza, making it a far less creepy way to get laid than roofies, or whatever you’re using for foreplay these days…

Here are some weed enthusiasts, which is lame to me, but probably excited to a loser who is into weed and loves when chicks are into the same things as them, especially when the chick is naked.

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