Since Jennifer Aniston is a Greek, I’ll assume that she’s really into Anal sex since her people are the creators of such things, assuming prehistoric caveman wasn’t fucking bitches up the ass. Maybe the Greeks just get all the credit for Anal, those olive oil lubricated fucks…

Since Jennifer Aniston is a spinster, now menopausal woman who chose being a hot set of hard nipples on TV and in the movies over doing what women are supposed to do with their vaginas, which is breed……

We can only assume the reason she didn’t get pregnant wasn’t all the abortions she would have as a liberal celebrity who probably cries for abortions like other liberal celebrities not realizing that killing babies is satanic, or maybe totally realizing killing babies is satanic and tricking the normies into not thinking it is satanic is all part of their satanic fun……

But the reason she didn’t breed was all the anal…from being GREEK, where her most used orifice is the one she shits from….

Well, the old lady is in a thong looking bikini bottom, showing a lot of ass, which is totally not age appropriate, but with her sorcery, or being rich and vain and childless, with chefs and trainers and medical spas and rich lady cosmetic treatments, because being childless allows you to misdirect your focus on trying to be fuckable into your 90s, when dudes will fuck anything even when it is unfuckable and in its 90s….

She’s managed to almost make it appealing, I mean for an old lady ass that’s well traveled, it’s not so bad so long as she’s bent over and not looking at us with that scary old lady face…..it almost makes me want to “Dog Park” this shit and dive in face first with a sniff…..just to see if I can still smell Brad Pitt’s pit on her, he’s so dreamy….

All this to say, celebs are freakish with their cloning station, Aniston is far too old for this overall look and it freaks me out.

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