Surfs up motherfuckers.

I’m the kind of guy who would jerk off in the corner of the pool, you know a little fuck the pool jet while pretending to be doing aquafit with the senior citizens I am fucking the pool jet to, you know to justify my terrifying moans and screeching…

So, I’m into the whole bikini thing, even if bikinis aren’t naked, they’re half naked, and sometimes better than naked…

I am a believer that the bikini is the reason the internet exists, or at least social media, so with that….here’s some random ass compilation of swimwear because it is important!

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