Tanlines are nature’s highlighter, or what the conspiracy theorists who run a targeted attack against the sun, thanks to being middle earth aliens, figuring that if they can dim the sun, the climate will be better suited to their reptilian ways, so they’ve managed to get the media on board, recruit experts they fund, create an industry around sun protection, and industry around cancer caused by sun protection, only to blame the sun for the cancer, because many people with skin cancer use sunscreen and say “but I use sunscreen”…..

So yeah, tanlines, nature’s highlighter, showing us where the body is exposed to the elements, and the parts they kept private, hot….

But to the sun haters, the tanlines are the proof of future cancerous death….that looks so good before it turns into those cancerous welts they are waiting for…

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