54 year old Helena Christensen, the Victoria’s Secret model you probably jerked off to as a teen, since she’s fucking old….who is also the founder of NYLON magazine and the girlfriend of Michael Hutchence, who apparently was jerking off to her Victoria’s Secret catalog pics when he was found auto-erotic asphyxiated, making her a KILLER pussy, at least 45 years ago…

Well, like most of these old, vain, vapid, model whores, who were from an era where they banged out dudes to get ahead, so they are less annoying than the entitled fake internet models with their handouts, all lazy and weak we deal with today.

So here she is bringing her EXPERIENCE to a magazine shoot, that isn’t as offensive as you’d expect from an old blown out pig…

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