We are having some server issues, so I can’t actually upload images, so I’ll just embed bullshit from instagram which is pretty much what I already do in my groundbreaking journalism that doesn’t go viral, because instead of breaking stories, I post three day old content no one cares about, and instead of creating stories, or content, I just bitch about other people’s content like some bitter and angry teenage girl, when I am really not bitter or angry, I just this society celebrates trash and figure we should call it out if it’s trash….
So to continue with that very important work that I do, that no one cares about, that advertisers won’t touch, here’s a fucking 1990s dinosaur who has figured out that she can basically edit the fuck out of herself using AI to confuse people into thinking that at 60, she’s still worth a fuck, and not some leathery fuck you’d find at the pool in Florida after her rich husband died of cancer.
It’s the virtual reality plastic surgery we all need, and by we all, I mean old ladies who made a career being hot deep into what should be their retirement from hotness, because they are old but being hot is all they know or all they’ve been rewarded of, and they just can give it up…and lucky for them, losers out there are willing to pay!
Is living in the past that bad, if the pussy from the past fakes being hotter than it actually is, probably not….it’s just hard to wrap the objective mind around knowing she’s 60 years old!
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