If you’re looking for the number one trending Halloween costume of the season, it’s probably not the undead, zombie, Frankenstein looking Donna D’Errico, fucking with some kind of demonic entities or witchcraft to convince you that she’s not a rotting fucking corpse…but it could still be a good option, since it’s some spooky ass shit!

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We are having some server issues, so I can’t actually upload images, so I’ll just embed bullshit from instagram which is pretty much what I already do in my groundbreaking journalism that doesn’t go viral, because instead of breaking stories, I post three day old content no one cares about, and instead of creating stories, or content, I just bitch about other people’s content like some bitter and angry teenage girl, when I am really not bitter or angry, I just this society celebrates trash and figure we should call it out if it’s trash….

So to continue with that very important work that I do, that no one cares about, that advertisers won’t touch, here’s a fucking 1990s dinosaur who has figured out that she can basically edit the fuck out of herself using AI to confuse people into thinking that at 60, she’s still worth a fuck, and not some leathery fuck you’d find at the pool in Florida after her rich husband died of cancer.

It’s the virtual reality plastic surgery we all need, and by we all, I mean old ladies who made a career being hot deep into what should be their retirement from hotness, because they are old but being hot is all they know or all they’ve been rewarded of, and they just can give it up…and lucky for them, losers out there are willing to pay!

Is living in the past that bad, if the pussy from the past fakes being hotter than it actually is, probably not….it’s just hard to wrap the objective mind around knowing she’s 60 years old!

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Donna D’Errico is 60 fucking years old, so her whole geriatric porn content is fucking weird to me.

I’ve been around long enough to know that all these girls photoshop themselves into hybrid humans and there are apps designed to specifically rebuild them into something hot, so 99 percent of the doughy muppets you see on the internet are far doughier in person, but you’d never know that because you don’t leave your house, they don’t leave their house, it is strictly all fucking cosplay…

In D’Errico’s case, it’s pretty hilarious that a 90s whore is so bold her in presenting her 60 year old ass and fake tits to the woman in this way, but the best thing about it is how BAD or CHEAP her AI version of herself is, it looks like her head was stuck on in a bobble head or ELF YOURSELF animation….

It’s so fucking stupid, but losers likely pay up, which is why she’s putting herself on the line and doing this shit…and well it may not be real, nothing is real, even in real life, and it is hilarious, so that works for me…

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Donna D’Errico, who has basically not existed the last 2 decades, is another one of those old as shit bitches that sells premium content to the last remaining fans, in what I call a last ditch effort to cash in on their fake tits that turned out to be a great investment all these years later….that 5k investment has made each and every one of them millions because in their era, it was seen as hot to have fake tits I guess, I don’t know, the 90s were weird…

Anyway, she’s 54 years old, far too old to be sexualizing herself, but clearly using fillers and filters to not look like a 54 year old, almost pulling a Madonna with her over the top fillers that make her look like a demonic clown, in what I almost appreciate as performance art taking a piss on all of us, just not a real piss, she probably does that enough on her own thanks to the whole menopause and weak pelvic floor at her age shit…

So it’s weird to see a shameless ass shot, but she didn’t edit out all the blemishes, imperfections, dimples, that 4 decades or more of fucking would do to a whore…..but it still creeps me the fuck out.

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Donna D’Errico may be a Baywatch babe that you’ve jerked off to since the 90s! I didn’t have a TV in the 90s and would spend my nights in strip clubs, looking at real strippers, not Hollywood’s version of strippers presented as life guards, in the mainstream porn that was Baywatch, so I barely remember Baywatch being some important event that was, and barely remember Donna D’Errico but I think she may have had a sex tape, less popular than Pams, but could be wrong!

However, she’s doing a good job, 30 years later, reminding us who she is, with her giant fucking bolt on tits that I assume she sells pictures of to the lifers, the fans who never forgot her tight body, and whether this is photoshopped, or just fake thanks to medical procedures, it doesn’t really matter, I’ll buy in the lie, pretending it’s still the 90s, the good old days, when big fake tits didn’t bother me, because all the hottest chicks had them!

Old Ass titties are still titties and really, the titties may only be 10 years old, making you a pervert for looking at them since they’re underage!

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Donna D’Errico is out here in a tight yellow dress being slutty….

Pretending she’s still on Baywatch in the 90s…and not 60 years old…

It’s a bit of a mind fuck that a bitch can look like a living and breathing sex doll with her fake tits out….while 60 years old…

But it’s a reminder that filters and surgeries and procedures are affordable, available, and people are fucking abusing them…

Everyone is freaking out about the vaccine altering the genes of people, but they’re already basically artificial intelligence / augmented reality…who knows what is real and what isn’t…but at least you can jerk off to it….and buy into the lie…

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Donna D’Errico lives….but more interestingly at 90 years old, 30 years after Baywatch happened, girl brought the fucking goods, to remind you that with photoshop and plastic surgery, starvation and fitness, girl can present herself as a hot chick at 90, despite being 90.

The 90s is making a comeback and not just because of this 90 year old…..but both are making a comeback… from brands re-releasing the same designs they sold in the 90s. To the film industry redoing shows and movies from the 90s, or in the Baywatch case….turning shows into movies, and docs, shows that were only shows thanks to perverts not having internet access to porn….but yet that the rich decision makers in Hollywood jerked off to and thought it would be a big hit as a movie..

The 90s are hot baby….and guess so are 90 year olds who were hot in the 90s…why jack off to old pics of her, when you can jack off to the new her…that may be 90 internally, in the organs….but porno on the leathery exterior.

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