For those of you who don’t really give a fuck, Paige Spiranac is a social media sensation who looks to be in her 30s, with a big set of tits and a fat ass.

She has marketed herself as an instagram golfer, because random girls who produce slutty content need a hook to appeal to the brand partners, or did before realizing that the audience they built are really only there for the tits and that can be sold.

That’s not to say that they didn’t realize that the audience was there for the tits when she got her star and first decided to social media, but before it was ok to sell exclusive nudes, or near nudes to be jerked off to, the big tits were played off as just something she has, rather than the only reason she exists…..

So come in the GOLF hook, because she played college golf, and is probably better at golf than the average golfer…smart, exploit any skills or talent to divert from the tits…

That’s not to say she doesn’t use the tits now, call out the tits in all her posts, play up the tits in some cheeky frat boy comedic way that boomers like us appreciate since it reminds us of a simpler time….

She’s got her own exclusive content platform, where I am sure she makes stupid money and in keeping the members happy in October, she’s dressing up daily in constumes….that suit big tits…because that’s her hook when not pretending the hook is her golf.

Today’s costume, Baywatch.