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2024

03

Dec

Paige Spiranac’s Wholesome Non Nudes For Christmas of the Day


It’s the most wonderful time of the year and one thing I like more than how Walmart cheapens the holidays with their decor, is girls who cheapen the holidays with their whorin’.

I try to avoid the shameless self promoters who are scamming dudes out of their hard earned money.

Paige Spiranac, the fake golf influencer who can actually golf, but that’s just an angle she uses to sell her tits with higher profit margins and more success…because golf bros are suckers to bitches who golf….is doing some lazy bottom feeding content that you may like.

She positions herself as a Glamour Model who will never get naked because she’s got morals and values and is above that kind of thing, yet she does more work putting together these lazy photoshoots than any other element of her business because she’s got a taste of the money and loves the money.

Apparently she’s hitting over 1,000,000 dollars a month for this shit, with a promise of NEVER getting naked, dudes are still fucking paying up….waste of money, but people are sad and lonely and have disposable income and girls know how to manipulate and squeeze it out of them.

You don’t need a failed marriage to your high school sweetheart who cheated on you with 4 black dudes at the same time to lose everything to the pussy, it’s quite possible to find pussy willing to take everything from you and walk away feeling like they deserve it….

So I Robin Hood this shit as a point of news and satire, to say “you don’t have to be naked to be whorin for money”….and when the money dries up, she’s already shown so much that she’ll probably get naked…but more importantly, that there isn’t much difference from an actual whore to a hot rich chick who whores, besides the fact that the whore knows she’s a whore while the hot rich chick thinks she’s special….

It’s all a scheme to get your money, but let’s see how skimpy girl can go in her soulless, lifeless set she’s using for her CHRISTMAS content….

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING REINDEER. We want more than some bootleg dollar store tree…maybe use some of that whore money on props but that would mean spending that whore money on something other than herself and she can’t have that, since she’s sacrificed so much of her dignity for that money, not to mention the dudes she’s got under her spell are low frequency idiots who will be happy paying for literally anything she throws at them so why try…

NOW, whoring isn’t all that negative, we love whores and appreciate the dudes who get scammed by the whores so that we get the benefits of their weakness….since whoring means half naked content we don’t pay for and ultimately, Paige throws out daily shoots, which in this world of LAZY influencer, is a shit ton, even though it’s really not that hard to do….SO we like that.

We also like that the platform she sells on is some mainstream site that is respected by brands for not going nude, yet here I am practically looking at a non nude asshole…and chubby girl pussy lip eating her bottoms…like you want to eat her bottom…harder than she uses photoshop.

It’s all marketing baby!

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2024

02

Dec

Paige Spiranac’s Already On the Christmas Whoring of the Day

Thanksgiving is over so it’s time to get HO HO WHORIN’!

Paige Spiranac is a big titty instagram whore who understood that being a whore wasn’t enough to standout in a world of works, so she remembered that she was an elite golfer back in the 90s when she was in college, so she built her whore content around that.

IT was a clever move, dudes who golf are rich dudes with credit cards, meaning it can find her a husband, if she doesn’t have one already, and she probably does, because behind every whore is a pimp who put this shit together, otherwise the girl would just be dating rich guys in her community….

The golf thing made her seem legit and like an influencer in her sport, even though we all know dudes were there for the big floppy tits…

For a while, Paige was self aware of her shameless self promotion and would make it part of her content, then she signed with a big agency, they made her sign up to their exclusive platform, shutting down her own platform, and it’s been a series of her baiting her lame fanbase of titty loving golf loving dudes with money to give up their credit card for her lazy self produced shoots.

She makes about 1,000,000 dollars a month, like early internet porn chicks, and good for her…get it while you can girl…plus they all love the attention, validation and MONEY…

What I will say is that despite the content being lazy, at least she produces a shoot per day for her fans, even though she doesn’t get naked…

You see, when you don’t get naked, the whoring feels less like whoring, but rather empowerment.

You see, when you’re a dude paying to not see a chick fist herself, you’re a fucking sucker…

She does daily themed shoots, which is what I would do here if you paid me, but my shoots would be far more interesting…but when you’ve got fat tits and your competition are lazy, YOU don’t need to be interesting, you just need low level props for the selfie shoot.

If I was paying, I’d want more and better, since I am not, I’m glad at least one whore out there is bringing themed whore content now that most people have given up on that.

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2024

11

Nov

Paige Spiranac Gets Paid to Show You Her Panties of the Day

Paige Spiranac makes a solid 1,000,000 dollars per month off the suckers who buy into her scam. They actually think she sees them as anything but suckers who pay her monthly to see her shitty non-nude slut content.

She may even have an AI chatbot like your internet company’s costumer service team based out of India, that asked you generic questions and gives you generic answers, and really, I don’t even think the AI chat bot needs to be based in India anymore, instead it’s 100 percent robots in action, manipulating your mind as they prepare for the singularity when humans cease to exist or matter, because they’ve been replaced by the robots.

When you’re so fucking dumb that you spend your money and buy into this kind of nonsense manipulation, you essentially give humanity and MAN a bad name, instead of the vikings who took the women they wanted, you get taken for a ride by women who don’t even care about your existence, they just like your monthly transaction, you are a number on the screen and they are a fucking commodity, like hemorrhoid cream with less functionality.

Literally anything you get from your one-sided relationship with one of these subscription based girls is in your fucking fantasies and imagination, so you’re best to just jerk off to your fantasies and imagination, and break the spell they have you under bro.

The best thing about these girls like Livvy Dunne, Paige Spiranac and all the other whores on instagram who pretend to be athletes or who found a brand-friendly niche to monetize, is that they are still selling their near nudes, not their actual nudes on their subscription sites…

So while brands should say “you’re a whore and you don’t represent our ideals as a brand”….they are still getting business based on a loophole that she’s not showing cunt, asshole or nipple.

But flashing panties, is equally whorish behavior and should be treated as such….

The big money idiots at PASSES who pretend they aren’t running a porn site to remain brand friendly, don’t understand that porn is a concept, it’s a fantasy, it’s an illusion and it’s not always close up penetration. There are fetishes and this is clearly a fetish they are exploiting since it’s 100 percent intended to be sexual.

This is not people signing up to get golf lessons, it’s people signing up to get AS MUCH tit as possible before it’s too much tit for the terms and conditions of the platform.

It’s a scam….be warned…

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2024

06

Nov

Paige Spiranac is the Porno Golfer Tugging On Her Big Titty Shirt of the Day

Paige Spiranac is the chubby, especially in her pussy region, big titty slut from social media who decided to exploit, or SEXPLOIT the Golf world.

She used her tits as a Golf accessory and the retard golf bro got sucked right fucking in….that is just how aggressively the tits work on people.

For a while, she was using clever content to build her audience so her exploiting of her tits was obvious, but could be called out by her in a self awareness that was endearing.

She ended up launching an exclusive content site, where she could exploit money from the desperate audience she’s built.

There’s where everything became a cash grab, money grubbing, shamelessness…

I’ve heard she makes 1,000,000 dollars a month with these tits, that’s just insane to wrap your head around….

She doesn’t even pull out the tits and never will since the platform she is on has a no nude policy.

The point is, I hate innocent men being taken out by these manipulative harlots with tits, but I don’t mind their tits.

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2024

23

Oct

Paige Spiranac Whores Out in Halloween Costumes of the Day

Can you imagine that Paige Spiranac makes 1,000,000 dollars a month from dudes who are obsessed with her.

I am not a member but I’ll assume like other instagram whores making money off sad dudes who crave a connection so badly, that they sign-up to a 100 dollar per month membership with 10,000 other men, to feel supportive, special and like they’ll get noticed if they tip enough.

It’s lunacy, especially when I am sure the chat is with her virtual assistant who she pays less than 10 dollars an hour to sext with you….or pretend to care….

How else could she chat with 10,000 paying customers while seducing them into more money….

Can you imagine that 1000s of dudes are paying to see shit content like this, lazy, it’s not even a professional shoot in a location with props. It’s a shitty AMAZON costume and a selfie with some filters.

The world needs to level up on their expectations or what they pay for…or at the very least…stop paying these whores who are manipulating you….if such little effort gets a girl paid as well as Paige gets paid, imagine what actual effort does. The fact that she hustles just an inch harder than the other whores lets her be top-dog whore, should remind you that those who put in the work get the rewards.

The hope is that soon enough, it all collapses because then there will be asshole, tits and fucking…..it’s a gradual thing, but know when shit dries off or dries up that addiction makes them go harder and harder. They RARELY take the money from the scamming and run and usually say “well I already wear thongs, what’s bare ass, what’s a little bush, what’s a little pussy lip, what’s a little finger, what’s a little toy, what’s a little dick”….THAT addiction to that money and praise is strong…and it gets them EVERY TIME….None of these women tap out after their at the top of the scam, they just keep trying to level-up….and the only way up is by GETTING DOWN..

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2024

17

Oct

Paige Spiranac as a Slutty Buzz Lightyear of the Day


Paige Spiranac is a Golf Whore who whores herself and pretends it’s about golf and not whoring, which is fine, because it allows her to whore herself harder than she would if it was straight up whoring because she tells herself it’s about golf.

In catering to her 1,000,000 dollar per month subscribers who are into her because of her tits, maybe because they can golf, but probably because of her tits, she decided to do shitty selfies in different costumes per day.

So she went to her closest Spirit and picked up 30 slutty costumes, spent about 10 minutes on each look to pound out the shoot for the paying customers who want to pound her out so bad they give her 100 dollars a month to talk to her AI CHAT BOT….which as far as I’m concerned should be illegal….it is ROBBERY….or misleading…like a telemarketing expert robbing an old person, she’s robbing you SIMP….

I appreciate her low level effort to show off her tits in jerk off material she pretends isn’t jerk off material, even though it gets more and more jerk off material….one day possibly landing on hardcore porn…but we’re not there yet and she hasn’t spent all of her millions yet.

She has delivered what looks like a slutty Buzz Lightyear, which is pretty creepy since that’s a kids show, but these whores don’t care, anything to sell a membership or to squeeze out a load without having to get naked.

Everyone has their price….

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2024

03

Oct

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Paige Spiranac apparently makes 1,000,000 dollars a month on her exclusive content platform that she’s not allowed to get naked on.

That’s 1,000,000 dollars being robbed from the lonely and/or pathetic pervert, which makes me sad.

Even if some of her subscribers are rich married dudes, the fact that they are paying for this kind of thing also makes me sad.

It’s like get some testosterone and be a man, paying a woman for pictures they don’t get naked in is SERIOUS cuck shit.

ALSO, all this shit gets leaked to the internet, so if anything, put in 1 dollar with 100 dudes, 10 cents with 1000 dudes, to sign up to her shit and ROBIN HOOD that shit for the rest of us.

Make a big titty instagram bitch who whores herself out while trying to maintain a mainstream appeal to brands 100 dollars from 1 subscriber a month….and get these people going back to giving it away for free when trying to get noticed on instagram amongst the other whores.

These paying subscribers are complicating the whole dynamic of whores whoring on instagram….

PLUS she doesn’t even get naked, that’s like buying a Pizza that is just a can of tomato sauce….you know WE NEED THE CRUSTY CUNT and CHEESY NIPS bitch.

Feeling herself up for money doesn’t cut it, but at least it establishes who she is and paints a CLEAR picture of her soulless whore flawed character.

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2024

30

Sep

Paige Spiranac Comes After Olivia Culpo’s Man of the Day

Paige Spiranac is some whore who golfs, making her a golf whore, that because of her viral hype and loyal fanbase of sad, lonely and pathetic golf bros who like big tits that can golf like to spend money on her exclusive content.

She apparently makes 500k+ per month, which is one of those hypothetical questions I am sure dudes in her life would ask her back before she decided to be an internet whore, like “what’s your price to show your tits on the internet, would you do it for 1,000,000 dollars”….but instead she doesn’t even have to show her tits and makes well over 1,000,000 because we’ve lost a nation of men with testosterone who would go out there and conquer the tits in human form, feeling challenged knowing that there are dudes out there who get the tits and that they can have what it takes if they apply themselves to get the tits….but instead wallow in defeat and bust out a credit card to pay for this dog shit selfie content that can’t even be jerked off to…

You are buying into the golfer’s scam people and she’s laughing to the fucking bank at how easy it is to game you nerds.

I do not endorse exclusive content platforms unless souls are being sold in exchange for the money, you know not posting bikini content that compares to your instagram content, but content that features insertion or asshole at the very least….

You know, WORK for it….

Her clickbait is in 49ers bikini because like Taylor Swift she’s working on seducing the simple mind of the American football fan who clearly hates his life and has thrown in the towel.

Big tits, what were they really supposed to do in their life other than be exploited by the host body to get the host body everything it ever dreamed!

She wore more NFL bikinis, so it’s a themed shoot that I think she did last year and that I think could be the SAME pictures being re-purposed because these whores get lazy in their conning of their fans…..

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2024

06

Aug

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Paige Spiranac is a 45 year old golf girl from Arizona with a big set of tits and an even bigger pair of underwear….

Underwear that you can pay 100 dollars a month to see, or you can wait for the one dude who pays 100 dollars a month to rip it and post it to social media.

You see, she is part of some exclusive content platform owned by Hollywood where they guarantee she won’t get naked as part of their terms and services, so they aren’t a porn site.

Which means that they don’t consider this long ass pair of giant underwear to be seen as pornography, even with the giant tits out.

The fascinating thing about these girls is their literal interpretation of whoring, it’s like their litmus test or the needle of how much of a whore they are really depends on how much money they are making….and on what platform they are making it on.

If you post bikini pics on instagram, what’s posting underwear pics, if you do it for free, what’s charging people once you have the fan base, it’s this soulless self justification of what they are doing being a good thing, not low hanging fruit cash grab whoring.

Sure, Paige made her money and got her fans with having giant tits that could golf, but she’s slowly skirting from Glamour Model to strictly producing jerk off material, which takes out the fun in wanting a bit tit model who can golf to tell you how to golf, by turning her into a low level whore willing to do anything for a dollar.

Will she ever do porn, probably not, she’s too rich to not do porn, but I guess it depends on how addicted to money and how she justifies her doing porn not being actual porn because it’s for the fans and she’s just letting them see her fuck….or some shit.

Either way, this is her shit content, hopefully not the exclusive paid content, but assuming it is, you paying customers have been RIPPED the fuck off…

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2024

22

Jul

Paige Spiranac is a Golf Influencer!

Paige Spiranac is the kind of golfer who produces jerk off material for the boys because it gets her more clicks, views and followers since the boys are fucking perverts.

I don’t know if the golf angle really matters when it comes to Spiranac, but it’s a good way to make her seemingly less of a shameless whore.

Plus, dudes love the idea of taking their hookers out for a legitimate game of golf, rather than just having them sit in the golf cart waiting for you to finish because it’s boring and cutting into their spending your money time.

So the fact that Paige has a marketable skill, while also having marketable tits, is just a stars aligning moment…that has turned her face into one of those muppet instagram faces….where she performs LEWD acts on the Golf Courses that were once a classy and sophisticated place, not a strip club.

So when she puts together her non-golf, shameless, jerk off, titty content that is all self produced or shot by her mom….we all get a laugh out of it, because it’s playful and fun….almost making fun of that jerk off material, you know being self aware and self deprecating, which is not the same as self defecating, but it probably smells better…because it makes it less serious, but still gets the point across.

She’s a classy shameless self promoter, represented by big talent agents who won’t produce nude content ever in her life, she has morals, so don’t expect to find her on ONLYFANS…you perverts…..

Instead, find her on a platform owned by all the Hollywood Talent agents, that are committed to having NO NUDITY as part of the terms and conditions, so that brands don’t find it porny and that creators don’t find it porny, when they join to produce porny content….

The way I see it is why the fuck would anyone subscribe to a platfrom that ENSURES no nudity, when the whole point of exclusive content is the HOPE that strings you along that there will be NUDITY…

Otherwise, it’s just a self produced MAXIM shoot, which is still porny, but like the first 4 pics of the porn photoshoot, for those of us who jerked off to porn galleries in the 90s….

We’re missing a solid 60 percent of the gallery…you know where the golf clubs get inserted in each hole, or the black caddy comes in and says “hey, I see you’re a blonde”….

The point is, so long as she’s on her 100 dollar per month PASSES, this is as nude as she gets….BORING….

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