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2019

11

Nov

Paige Spiranac – The Right Kind of Golfer of the Day

I am not a bro and I don’t Golf, so the marketable side of Paige Spiranac doesn’t really work on me…HOWEVER the titties on Paige Spiranac work for me…

I figure if you’re gonna be one of those middle manager bros who is really into golfing, then you might as well should be following and supporting a GOLFER who looks like this….because Arnold Palmer or whoever else doesn’t have tits like this…

I know what you’re thinking, girls aren’t good at sports, that’s why tranny men are beating them in the women’s league, and you’re right…the best female athlete is typically at the same level as a 15 year old male…but who cares about sports…it’s about the tits and Paige Spiranac got tits…

I think having a marketable skill, like being a “Pro Golfer” makes the titty content less shameless, more purposeful, and puts the girls who just have the tits to shame…it’s like why follow tits if tits don’t have anything going on other than the tits…because they are tits….but imagine if the tits do GOLF or other sports the mainstream male fucking love…then those tits are substantially better…so here are GOLF TITS being INSTAGRAM TITS…far better than all the useless tits….cuz these tits do trickshots and aren’t just TRICKS/THOTS…

Here she is doing a TRICK SHOT on TIKTOK cuz she’s clever enough to use her skill to get TikTok fans…since TIKTOK is the CHINESE answer to social media…

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2019

09

Oct

Paige Spiranac Slutty Golf Tits of the Day

Paige Spiranac Slutty Golf Tits

Paige Spiranac is a slutty golfer who I guess is more into posing like a mindless influencer idiot, instead of focusing on producing content around her talent, instead she chooses the tits.

Sure Golf got her followers. The actual GOLFING is what baited a lot of dudes in, what gets them excited on her, made them think she’s cool and I guess she uses that to expand her audience and appeal to loser bros that crave GOLF pussy cuz the pussy they got is only into ruining their fucking vibe….you know a good way to get invited out to hang with rich men….but her content is all tits cuz girls are compelled to show tit at any and all opportunity – even if they have more to them…

I think that’s a valuable lesson for all women out there….who are more into posing sexually to get jerked off to…than doing cool shit that others can’t do…cuz it all comes back to their need to show tits…the want to show tits…and the conversions tits have on selling products for “sponsors”…instead of focusing on something that you can do – that is cool….it’s weird that women view them like this, I mean if all she did was golf, instead of pose we’d still stare at the tits, it would just seem less obvious or desperate…

Either way, some hot golf slit to make you fantasize of dropping your ball in her hole…like it was a birdie…you fucking weirdo.

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2018

07

Feb

Paige Spiranac in a Bikini of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is slutty golfer in a bikini with her tits hanging out….

I don’t follow golf or golfers and I won’t start now, because golf is the dumbest activity presented as a sport, that any bro or old person can really do, and anyone who is addicted to the shit, and who loves the shit, is someone I cannot be friends with, which isn’t saying much since I hate everyone and everything and have no friends..

BUT….GOLF is still the fucking worst, whether a girl gets into it as clickbait for the sport or not, hot chicks Golf, this frat boys and cheesy women, often times from South Carolina, Florida and Georgia, who are just so basic, mainstream and typical middle of the road, need an activity as lame as they are too be part of…and I guess sometimes they make it big enough for SI SWIM to notice and feature because being a woman in sport that has no babes is easy fucking marketing.

Nice tits. HOLE IN ONE or ONE IN ONE OF HER HOLES.

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