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2023

19

Oct

Drea De Matteo’s Pink Mom Panties Hug Her Grey Dead Mom Pussy of the Day

I don’t actually know if Drea De Mateo’s mom pussy is actually grey or dead, but it’s likely since she’s old as shit and likely well travelled in the pussy region due to the whole being cast in movies and on TV before social media made people made people famous, back when dick sucking got you the job….

Plus, it’s Halloween season so I figure keep things spooky and zombie-like…

The old mom is selling her non-nude content and I guess people are buying them because she keeps producing them.

Long gone are the days of women selling thighmasters after their career dries up simultaneously with when the pussy dries up….now they just get into their underwear, that could be sheer, I can’t tell, but with an angry face like that, with a shirt that says “Why Waltz When You Can Rock and Roll” with a gun, because she’s edgy and if you don’t believe just check her curated tattoos on her forearm, wrist and finger…I mean…she MUST be a serious “who gives a fuck” kind of girl from the 90s…that’s what her try hardness tells me about her hardness…

Anyway, her stripping down put her on the map, sure she’s dated and lame, her panties boring, her face scary and mad, her shirt offensive to us WALTZERS, but MOM panties happened and that’s hilarious…

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