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2023

31

Oct

Brittany Furlan Does a Topless Twerk of the Day

Brittany Furlan is the internet celebrity who was at one point a high paid Vine Star, she was the hot chick the vine nerds needed to execute the high paid Vine content that made them all millionaires. I just looked her up and she was the most followed person on Vine and the 5th most followed by the time it ended and was listed a 1 of the most influential people in Time magazine, a list the left me off us.

I guess when Vine ended, she had to scramble and turn to a life of porn, but luckily for her in the process, she started dating her now husband Tommy Lee, who is rich as shit from being Tommy Lee, so I’m not quite sure why she does this kind of smutty content, probably to feel good about herself, still being jerked off to by really weird dudes, or maybe Tommy makes her do it so that he keeps jerking off to her….

The thing is we’ve all seen his dick, his fuck tape with Pam, so marrying a porn chick should probably include porn, but we’ll watch her shake her ass sadly regardless..

The reality is, she’s 37 and with a fake titty body like that, which is only a little soft in the ass, something expected from someone who is 37, she’s alright.

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