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2023

07

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Brought to you by v CHEEKED UP

As you know by now, Tight Pants are the highlight of my day, at least when I am doing real life things off the internet, which I highly recommend since the internet is a soul sucking bastard that makes people want to jump off bridges our out of high floors, from cyberbullying, brainwashing, depressing porn and really depressing non porn…..

The internet is a place where shit congregates and doesn’t inspire, when really I’m more interested in where shit congregates on a woman and thanks to TIGHT PANTS I get to see that shit congregating ALL the fucking time, because the pants are so tight, you can practically see the colon.

Which is why we celebrate tight pants on the internet, to remind you these tight pants happen in your daily life, if you just hit up the grocery store or GYM.

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