It seems like we are living in an era where the athleisure pants or shorts purchased from some asshole influencer on social media are designed to double as a topical relief map, or even an MRI of the fucking vaginal structure of the person wearing the pants…

I don’t know if it’s a pull this pant up inside me so people know my clit’s not too large, or my lips aren’t too long, or if the pussy is just magnetic, on some snail oozing level of sucking the pant up inside them and really, I don’t need to worry about logistics of the cameltoe, I can just celebrate seeing pussy on strangers in peace…save the logistics for the attention seekers out there trying to get their pussy seen by strangers…right.

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