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Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are pretty much the only kind of pants worth dying over….

If you see a pair of tight pants crossing the street and you need to get a closer look at each labia grinding against each other with every step the girl takes, you don’t take the time to look to see if you have the right of way, or the green light or the little walking guy….you hone in on the target made visible through tight pants…

No other pants, not snow pants, or sweat pants, or jeans or cords, overalls, raver pants, DOCKERS or DICKIES, crazy pants, pyjama pants, dress pants or other pants live up to the TIGHT PANT, because with tight pants you can almost see every ridge of the anus, every lip and valley, every cellulite dimple…it’s basically getting as close to the light without actually getting burned….where being burned would be actually seeing the girl naked, which I guess isn’t being burned at all….

Here are those TIGHT PANTS….

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