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2023

04

Dec

Rita Ora’s Spiked Back of the Day

Rita Ora decided to wear an evening gown to some fashion event because that’s always a classic go to option for women. Timeless.

She decided that the little black dress wasn’t enough of a show stopping piece, despite having those big tits to help add to the dress and make into a show stopping piece, because her big tits have helped her get this far…..

So she had some movie make-up artists give her a spiny or spiked tail like some kind of lizard, alien, middle earth creature coming to seduce us with the tits before murdering us and dragging up back into her cave or nest.

So like the current state of fashion, where brands are just mocking the consumer with the crap they sell them at insane prices, Rita Ora’s turned a classy event into a Halloween party and that’s just fucking weird…especially when she’s got the tits…

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