Kate Beckinsale is what I would call a highly contentious talent, that isn’t necessarily talent, but who was able to game the system by strategically staying as hot as possible for as long as possible.

So despite being a mom in her mid 50s, she pulled off looking like she did in her late 20s and it never made sense.

As we all know, strategic fillers, botox, fillers, starving yourself, working out, getting blood transfusions with babies and eating the sperm of 20 year old up and coming comedians like it is a rite of passage, instagram filters, augmented reality and AI can all help in looking young on the internet.

But there comes a time when the attempt to stay young looking goes too far and the bitch looks either like she’s old, or like a clown at the fucking circus. It’s a fine line to walk the “is she a tranny” over worked monster or the is she just a 50 year old old…because people are vapid and don’t want to be the 50 year old.

Well, today we see the REAL paparazzi version, where bitch has a joker face, which is not a Lady Gaga song, but you can sing it like it is….but her instagram pics don’t really show as much of a joker face.

You can’t fake aging bitches, that pussy rot is real and unavoidable.

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