I did used to watch TGIF occasionally in the 90s because I had nothing else to do and I got the channel free to air from the antenna, before cable ruined all our lives and made us pay to watch ads. Those greedy fucks.

So I have seen the Sabrina the Teenage Witch show, but I never thought that Sabrina was the hot one…I also didn’t think Caroline Rhea’s fat tits were exciting either, so it really wasn’t a show for the sex appeal.

Which means that since the show, which is pretty much all Sabrina has done in her life, there were no real expectations for her to become a hot chick in anything she did.

Well, now in her near 50s, she’s posing in front of the Christmas tree, with a guy I assume is gay because his shirt says “Make the Yuletide Gay” and I doubt any non-gay would wear that, because it’s basically a way to attract other gay men to rape you under the stockings with glee.

And her nipple is hard, which is basically the point of this post, hard nippled horny Sabrina The Teenage witch pushing some gayness…and hard nipples are the news cycle we do here, even when they are weird.

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