Sydney Sweeney hasn’t really been around the news cycle for a while, like all celebs, she backs out of the public eye while she waits for movies is in to be release, where she dusts off the old milkers and does the promo circuit to try to get people to see those shitty movies.

She’s a created by the industry set of tits that used her tits to go officially viral. I knew about her relatively early on, pre-Euphoria thanks to seeing her in some other big shows and realizing she had big tits, a marketable thing to have. Euphoria, although depressing leveled her up and now she’s doing blockbusters and ROMCOMS, like she’s the it-girl they ran with.

Luckily for us, she’s still got the big tits and going into XMAS means some shameless SANTA content, luckly for her Santa’s got a prostate issue, low testosterone and is not rocking a boner….which is the last thing you want from a Santa.

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