Jenna Ortega is the viral star thanks to the Tim Burton Wednesday series, which featured her doing a dance that went viral on TikTok thanks to everyone being fucking robots who felt compelled to do their own version of it, basically like lip synching their favorite song, it’s almost like they’ve created a bunch of fucking robot humans who do what they are told….dance monkeys…dance.

Here she is dancing:

I don’t find her anything hot, her dopey face looks like some kind of retardation, but people seem to like her because they are told to. She’s basically the brown haired Sydney Sweeney, the cieling eyes are what they are conditioning us to expect out of women, probably for some Alien takeover they are planning.

They are saying that Wednesday is Netflix’s replacement for Stranger Things, so they need Ortega locked in for more than just the 2 seasons they’ve done, but clearly she’s more expensive now, especially knowing that the backbone of the streamer relies on her being part of their strategy. Who cares, where are the tits?

Along with Wednesday, she was in some SCREAM spin-off movie, that she won’t be returning to, thanks to the fame and fortune of Wednesday. She’s also in some more serious movie called “Miller’s Girl” which is about a teacher doing FUCK with his student. Let’s hope there are tits.

She plays an 18 year old who gets special treatment from her English professor, but when he doesn’t give into her sexual requests, she goes to the authorities claiming they did fuck fuck…a more serious role but still clickbait fodder she’s used to being part of, I prefer clickbait that includes tits.

The internet is mad about it because the internet are a bunch of virtue signalling pussies, and they say things like: “These movies about a woman lying about assault to ruin a man’s life actually harm victims in real life and makes it harder for victims to be believed,” or “nothing more boring and overdone in mainstream media than young women being taken advantage of and portrayed as seductresses,”…girls are manipulative whores, a tail as old as time, don’t try to rewrite history…..you armchair Siskel and Ebert who should have been the one who lost your voicebox instead.

Here she is in a movie that could be Miller’s Girl, I don’t know and WILL not identify it.

Here are some more Ortega pics, not featuring tits, where are the tits….she’s got them and should use them.

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