Sydney Sweeney was not at the Golden Globes, but she’s in Australia, probably filming a very important movie now that she’s a super famous A-Lister thanks to her tits, so she did a little Golden Globe broadcast of her own.

You see, the Golden Globes may be a weird hybrid event that no one cares about, not even the celebrities, but I did see that the Hollywood Foreign Press sold the award show to PMC, who own Rolling Stone Magazine and a bunch of other bullshit, because they were called racists for not nominating enough diversity, those racist journalists, and they weren’t handing out enough virtue signalling diversity awards, so that not enough fat trans ethnic people couldn’t say speeches about how happy they are that kids like them have someone to look up to, because being a vapid celebrity is possible and being overpaid for being barely talented is possible, it’s not just for white folks, it’s for everyone….and offering the world no substance, no good, but just a narcissistic masturbatory pat on the back is INSPIRING and so Important….you know instead of encouraging them to be actual important people, who save the fucking planet from evil….”BE LIKE ME” and get to all those fancy parties in style that are very exclusive….like ethnic tranny in a sewer in India…

So yeah, I don’t really fuck with the boring award shows, but I can imagine how terrible they were as they hold onto the dream of a more glorious time when celebrity mattered and people didn’t look like the overpaid, talentless, self involved, garbage humans they are…..

But that doesn’t mean I can’t make my GOLDEN GLOBES pun, it’s the one time of year that I get to feel like the other blogs out there…with a:

“Hold onto your seats, Sydney Sweeney is coming in hotter than the Australian Outback in a drought. The young Euphoric starlet who has recently made waves like the Australian surf this holiday season for her “Anything but You” romantic comedy. She wasn’t able to make it to the Golden Globes, where her Euphoria co-star Hunter Schaeffer, one of the most inspiring transgendered actors in the industry was a presenter, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t bring out her Golden Globes to remind us all what Hollywood is truly about.”

Boom. I’m a blogger. Why won’t anyone give me a high paid job as a blogger. I can be AI….LET ME….

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