Jenna Ortega is a very hyped celebrity actress type. People have decided she’s one of the very few it-girls out there today…so I guess she attends important functions where she shows off her tits, like in this dress.

I remember a time when the hyped up celebrity was a little more glamorous, maybe naturally beautiful, and didn’t look like she was missing a chromosome or two….

You know when they had necks and didn’t have bobble heads, when their were able to fully open their eye…

When they seemed high quality and not like a back alley hooker in her back alley hooker dress her granmother knitted for her for her confirmation a decade earlier because it’s the only nice dress she had….

She looks like a weird dude working in the Food and Beverage department at an all inclusive resort, rocking a wig and a breastplate….

It’s weird, but hopefully the breastplate distracts you from the weirdness…

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