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2024

12

Jan

Vanessa D’acquisto is the Instagram Of The Day


Vanessa, who’s instagram handle is Yelenda, which makes me think she used to work under some kind of stage name like a stripper, has that instagram model look you’ve all been so conditioned by.

She looks like one of the many girls getting cosmetic procedures despite probably being decent enough looking at the start of her internet content career, because all these women are desparados trying to be the hottest they can be, not actually feeling the hottest they can be, so trying extra hard to be the hottest they can be, and it’s all so insecure and sad.

She refers to herself as a Satanic Girl, and I’d agree, that this social media shit is Satanic, cuz people who have found god would come across as less lost I’m sure….and clearly Zuckerberg or the Kardashians are agents of satan profitting off this sadness1

But she’s got tits…and that’s what matters because I’m not a therapist and I don’t care what the motivation is for posting the tits, or jacking up the face for when you post the tits, keep that shit to your sad self…

Image Credit – Instagram

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