I’d call Taylor Swift a cum rag, but she’d probably be a dry cum rag because the only people cumming on her are the squirting hookers she hires to pee on her because rich people are weird, at least that’s my theory on this product that they try to pretend is a human and that people actually buy into because they are retards…

Taylor Swift is the least sexy girl who sings about fucking as much as she does, because seriously, there’s really nothing hot about, she’s more the kind of girl you fuck out of guilt, spite, or because she’s Taylor Swift and you want to see if she’s really as bad as her dancing makes you think she is.

Well, at the Grammy’s on the world stage, she decided to announce to EVERYONE that she is dropping a NEW album called TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, realizing that WE are the tortured ones thanks to her really boring approach to celebrity.

She dropped the ALBUM cover, which I’d assume was a SEXT to Travis Kelce, but that is more likely a sext to a woman since they say she’s a lesbian and that Kelce and her are just some marketing tool for the NFL, Celebrity Gossip and all that other shit they trick us with in their demonic sorcery, creating false idols to manipulate your minds, to make you miserable and consume what they tell you to…which I can assure you Taylor Swift as a false idol will do….

I mean even her SEXTS aren’t SEXY…and that’s fucking weird to someone who will jerk off to a woman’s armpit if it is shot from the right angle….

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