Masturbating to celebrity pictures is my way of communicating telepathically to people I don’t know…

It’s my version of manifesting for a brighter tomorrow….

When writing “BOBS AND VAJIN LINDA” on their comment section works, just run yourself a nice bath and take yourself to some higher dimension, pay close attention, and masturbate like you’ve never masturbated before, so that the your vibrations reach them through the ETHER….

It may not work, but at least you bust nut trying….it’s far less shameful than commenting “BOBS and VAJIN” like some simp on the instagram.

Here’s Kara Del Toro, not quite a celebrity, not quite an influencer, not quite a model, but she’s got tits, gets brand deals, makes money, goes to events, exists in the internet ecosystem, which is what matters…

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