Sydney Sweeney gets a lot of hype for her big tits on her small frame, because big tits on a small frame still matter in this cold, dark, scary, woke, annoying, outraged filled, divisive world…

Even the Hollywood execs are like “put the viral influencer with the tits in as much as you can so that her audience watches the bullshit we shit out for money”….

She’s a reminder that the Golden Age of Hollywood is upon us, because casting will be based on Bra Size, which is kinda like the origins of Hollywood, when casting was based on a woman’s fuckability….

Well, as it turns out the actress, who really isn’t a great actress, but tries…is multi-faceted, multi-layered, as diverse as a white chick with blonde hair and big tits can be….because she’s also got an ass.

This is a great revelation…..a STAR is born…or porn…or born for porn but fucked up along the way and ended up mainstream….with a face like that…porn made more sense!

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