It’s fucking weird that 45 year olds look like this now, it’s actually really fucking disturbing to me, but vanity and technology have collided and bitches and do whatever they want to do to be as hot as they want to be, since the world likes hot things, no matter how much the troll lesbians try to tell you that hot is out and troll is in, no one actually believes that, especially not hot people.

I’m older than Jessica Simpson, but typically don’t really like to sexualize the over 30 crowd too hard, but in this case, those old mom tits must be celebrated even if it goes against my morals and values.

At 45 years old, she’s managed to slim the fuck down and when dolled up it’s not in a creepy as shit kind of way, you know all jacked and muscular like she’s ready to fucking wrestle or do meth down under the bridge….and she’s still got her huge rockin’ tits….

Not bad for a billionaire from selling shitty direct to consumer clothing vendor, who is also a WAG, the original Taylor Swift with Tony Romo, before breeding with some other player, popstar with NFL Dicks in her because she’s Jessica Simpson and has always had rockin’ tits.

None of this is as weird as her creepy gay father…who was creepier when we assumed he jerked off to her tits, but now that we know he jerks off to cock makes him less creepy, while still being pretty creepy….

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