Sydney Sweeney’s like the one cow in the village after a natural disaster who still has the ability to be milked, because every motherfucker in that town is trying to milk it, but in Sweeney’s case that town is Hollywood and the tits being milked aren’t for 30 dollar smoothers from EREWOHN or whatever that place it’s called, they are being milked to get young people to watch shit movies….

Earlier in the week, Sweeney was at the People’s Choice awards and she decided to wear a distracting red dress with her big milkers out on display as they are in anything she does, since they are her secret weapon and gift….

The red dress keeps popping up while she’s popping out on my feed…so I figure I should put it on my actual feed, since this is MY website and I curate this bullshit..

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