The thing with Sydney Sweeney, who is Hollywood’s sweetheart thanks to her tits, is that she’s got great tits….that she shows off in a lot of her movie roles because that’s what you do when you’re built like Sydney Sweeney and have a dream of stardom, or management that know how to game the system.

I think she’s likely the most exciting thing Hollywood has brought us in the last few years, but that’s probably because she’s hardly whorish in her day to day life, or at least in her public life, so it’s like she’s unleashing her inner whore for her movie roles, while maintaining some level of decency as a public figure….which is the way it is supposed to be…

If I was to jerk off to celebs, and a I don’t, I’d want it to be one of those high profile people who don’t get naked unless they are being paid to let the tits out, it’s less desperate in these desperate times….

So the thing about Sweeney, is that with tits like hers, or roles like the ones she gets, it’s hard to determine whether the selfie is of her flashing her panties, or of her in a movie flashing her panties, or her doing Euphoria flashing her panties, or if it’s just AI Sweeney, or some other girl with that eye disease flashing her panties with the same sized tits…

So much to think about, I’ll leave you to it…

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