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2024

04

Mar

Paulina Porizkova Crosses her Legs of the Day

Paulina Porizkova was in some scandal in 2019 when her longtime husband Ric Otcasek from The Cars died.

I don’t remember what the scandal was, I just remember learning about who she was when all that happened.

I think she may have killed him not realizing that both her and her kids with him were taken out of the will…she ended up getting what was hers according to New York law…so that’s how that works..

She was communist Czech who escaped to Sweden and those people don’t fuck around….

Anyway, she was apparently some 90s super model, I have no memory of her in the 90s because ultimately I was probably trying to fuck real life whores in my day to day life back then….

But now that she’s 80, dried up and basically hormonally a man, a divorcee, a widow, and has a dual hip replacement, embracing her grey hair and getting media coverage like that is some empowering or some shit, I’m buying into her smut….40 years too late…it happens….

Senior ladies crossing their legs for the first time in what may be their life, since they are whores, but definitely the first time in 3 years due to needing a hip replacement because they are old….aka a Dream….

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