Paulina Porizkova put her dentures in for another new old lady nude shoot.

She realizes that getting naked gets people talking about her, so like the younger generation, she’s getting naked for attention.

I didn’t know who Paulina Porizkova was until she started getting naked on the internet.

As it turns out, she was a big deal in the 90s, the forgotten Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model who I don’t even remember when she was in the magazine, back when that magazine was the only place to see bitches in their bikinis before instagram killed them off…but instagram is giving her new life thanks to her nudes…

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Paulina Porizkova was in some scandal in 2019 when her longtime husband Ric Otcasek from The Cars died.

I don’t remember what the scandal was, I just remember learning about who she was when all that happened.

I think she may have killed him not realizing that both her and her kids with him were taken out of the will…she ended up getting what was hers according to New York law…so that’s how that works..

She was communist Czech who escaped to Sweden and those people don’t fuck around….

Anyway, she was apparently some 90s super model, I have no memory of her in the 90s because ultimately I was probably trying to fuck real life whores in my day to day life back then….

But now that she’s 80, dried up and basically hormonally a man, a divorcee, a widow, and has a dual hip replacement, embracing her grey hair and getting media coverage like that is some empowering or some shit, I’m buying into her smut….40 years too late…it happens….

Senior ladies crossing their legs for the first time in what may be their life, since they are whores, but definitely the first time in 3 years due to needing a hip replacement because they are old….aka a Dream….

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You know, I don’t know anything about Paulina Porizkova. She’s a Czech model who I guess calls herself one of the 90s Super Models, only I don’t remember her making her the forgotten 90s Super Model. It’s like the other models in the Em Rata Blurred Lines video, no one knows anything about them but Em Rata is a billionaire cuz them tits…

Weird analogy, sure…..but when Em Rata’s tits are on the brain, maybe all analogies should be Em Rata themed…

Anyway, the old as shit 5 foot 11 model, who I only discovered when she was dating Aaron Sorkin and he brought her to the Oscars and I assumed she was a Mail Order….not realizing she was founded at 13 years old by Elite Models and sent off to Sports Illustrated and other brands in the 90s….she even did Dancing with the Stars…not that I noticed…because I had no idea who Paulina Porizkova was…

Well, she’s had a double hip replacement, like a grandma, and she’s tried to post a slutty selfie of the hip replacement, triggering attention from some of the weirdest motherfuckers out there that are into that kind of thing, like scars or elderly person surgeries….and it’s just one of those fetishes you probably wish you never have, never thought you’d have, because fucking a bitch, even a hot old model bitch wasn’t really anything you’d ever want to do because you preferred girls who still go their periods and didn’t smell like rotting corpses….

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