It looks like I’ve finally had a brush with fame and fortune thanks to being DrunkenStepfather.
His name is Cord Jefferson and he WAS a celebrity blogger, before moving onto Gawker, then deciding to write for TV, and then a movie that won him an Oscar, because it’s that easy.
I saw his movie, American Fiction, which was actually pretty sassy, you know calling out the idiot whites lawyer exec types who run entertainment, publishing and everything else with their low level ideas and attempts to be diverse, or on trend, when really they are detached idiots.
I liked his movie, but thought it was more entertaining that he was a celebrity blogger, it’s like one of us came out of this on-top, I mean a lot of them came out on top, I know of at least a dozen success stories of Celebrity Bloggers turned rich as fuck…not all of them give up and kill themselves.
Anyway, his emails that he slipped into my inbox were nothing personalized, just in the form of being included on the mailing list of a celebrity blog called MollyGood that he was editor.
It wasn’t a direct email to me, telling me how amazing and talented I am, or how bad he wanted to work with me, he didn’t even answer me when I told him that I like cords, they sound so great. Maybe I’m the next Kimmel hosting next Years Oscars….
It was more a “Hey, I am the editor of this site, I’m going to send you all my articles that you link”….which I probably linked, because I’m a nice guy and stepLINKS are my life’s work.
I thought it would be a FUN exercise to see how CORD has evolved as a writer, making Oscar winning movies, by checking out some of his old headlines that are no longer available to google because the site he edited is pulled down.
This isn’t an attempt to get anyone cancelled, they are all pretty tame.
It’s just a old fashion way to say I touched emails with a star, because no one else has these emails in their inbox, because most people have moved on with their lives and aren’t stunted retards.
He talks Jenna Jameson’s pussy, saying it needs vaginoplasty…which is kind.
He makes a weird Anna Nicole Smith / Andrew Jackson Fucking Indian joke I don’t understand, because clearly I’m not as smart as him, he’s got the Oscar to prove it.
He disses Pam Anderson by calling her Dr Frankenstein…which I think her tits probably are…Basically Willem Dafoe’s face in POOR THINGS…..
Other than that, his headlines are pretty dull, but not too dull to become an ACADEMY AWARD WINNER, just dull for me, because I always wanted celebrity blogs to be more hardcore than mainstream media….
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