Perrie Edwards was in Little Mix, which is a huge girl group that I am sure sucks harder than they individually suck dick, you know the sum of the parts are greater than the individual sucking. They are out of the UK, potentially from the same season of X Factor that created One Direction and they have insane fans.

I like to blame Willa Holland’s mom I called a whore for the official deletion of my twitter, but no one gives a fuck about a woman who fucked Brian De Palma and around the same time that I got deleted, the Little Mix fans were being fucking mental about a post I did on one of their members and were reporting the twitter account in retaliation.

I don’t remember what I posted about one of their members, but they went fucking nuts and the account got deleted…..So naturally, I’m happy to see that Perrie Edwards is back, even though I don’t use twitter thanks to those monsters…that I should legitimately thank those monsters for, because social media may make people rich, but it’s a fucking cancer.

Anyway, the 30 year old Little Mix star named Perrie seems to be releasing a new tune, because everyone with a fanbase realizes there’s money out there in music thanks to Taylor Swift.

Her song has a little Country twang to it, because everything has gone country, and that’s a good thing as someone who has loved country for many many years, even if it’s exploitative and happening from someone from the UK, with is ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY.

In promoting the new song, the mom of 1, married to a professional soccer player, is in a bikini, strips out of her jean shorts, shows off her fat mom ass, and the fans go wild.

It’s good enough marketing to me.

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