The only reason I know who Perrie Edwards is, is because of her insanely weird fanbase that potentially got my twitter deleted a bunch of years ago for posting about her or calling her a whore, which isn’t really saying much because most women are whores and that’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just how humans are wired to survive man….so stop being offended when your pussy is just making you do what it’s supposed to do to get by.

Anyway, she’s a UK popstar from a manufactured girl group with loyal fans who get you cancelled in an era before cancelling was cool. I’m OG cancelled.

She released a new album in her senior years and obviously her promotional tour around the album is stripped down, ass out, on the beach, clickbaiting because if she wants it to work, she’s gotta be a whore about it.

I am only posting this because I hate her fans, who won’t know I posted this, since I don’t update my Twitter since it’s been returned to me from Elon….

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Perrie Edwards was in Little Mix, which is a huge girl group that I am sure sucks harder than they individually suck dick, you know the sum of the parts are greater than the individual sucking. They are out of the UK, potentially from the same season of X Factor that created One Direction and they have insane fans.

I like to blame Willa Holland’s mom I called a whore for the official deletion of my twitter, but no one gives a fuck about a woman who fucked Brian De Palma and around the same time that I got deleted, the Little Mix fans were being fucking mental about a post I did on one of their members and were reporting the twitter account in retaliation.

I don’t remember what I posted about one of their members, but they went fucking nuts and the account got deleted…..So naturally, I’m happy to see that Perrie Edwards is back, even though I don’t use twitter thanks to those monsters…that I should legitimately thank those monsters for, because social media may make people rich, but it’s a fucking cancer.

Anyway, the 30 year old Little Mix star named Perrie seems to be releasing a new tune, because everyone with a fanbase realizes there’s money out there in music thanks to Taylor Swift.

Her song has a little Country twang to it, because everything has gone country, and that’s a good thing as someone who has loved country for many many years, even if it’s exploitative and happening from someone from the UK, with is ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY.

In promoting the new song, the mom of 1, married to a professional soccer player, is in a bikini, strips out of her jean shorts, shows off her fat mom ass, and the fans go wild.

It’s good enough marketing to me.

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