My life philosophy with hot biker chicks has always been sniff the seats when no one is around and no one is looking…
The streets are filled with annoying bikers who are on their springtime afternoon ride because they are getting ready for their Easter Long Weekend since they work normie jobs and get rewarded with high salaries for little work and vacation days…
If there’s one thing I know about bikers, it’s that they fucking suck. Either they are broke hipster, annoying anti-car environmentalists losers, 50+ year old dentists, lawyers or doctors who are trying to stay fit…and none of them have any fucking respect for anyone else on the road, they don’t know whether they are pedestrians or are they vehicles….and they don’t even know that they are cunts.
Anyway, I got cut off by three hot chicks who take biking too seriously…like they were on some Lance Armstrong Tour du France race through the fucking park. They were wearing full racing gear with little tight pants and shorts jacked up their asses as they almost killed me….
So I said something like “just because you wear tight pants doesn’t mean you have right of way prostitution, but it doesn’t mean I’ll run over my face with those tight pants”….the family next to me didn’t see too impressed…..
But it was a revelation, at least to me, all these years I’ve been trying to sniff the hot chick seats as they go into the store and lock the bikes up on lamp posts for the night, so that I’m not seen, when the answer was in front of me….take some initiative, don’t be ashamed of who you are and sniff the tight pants – not bike seats –
Plus, it’s more socially acceptable a fetish…the bike seat sniffing is seen as weird, it’s just more challenging to find the tight pants that have been biked through without scaring the chick off….which is why you have to do what you do and ask for forgiveness later…..
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