Sydney Sweeney is the most important celebrity to come out of celebrity land in a long fucking time and it’s all thanks to her big tits in sex scenes on a hit show that was ultimately pretty fucking depressing, but the tits were good and that’s enough to make stars.

She has made her way back to the mother ship, the CLONING station, the evil empire that controls the minds of these celebrity starlets, DisneyLand….as a tribute to WALT who may be in his underground space station running the fucking show….

She did what we all hope a girl with big tits would do when getting on the river rafting ride….and that’s wore a white shirt….

Unfortunately, despite being WHITE enough and even WET enough, the nipples we’ve befriended and celebrated her for weren’t visible….but she still cockteased us with the concept and sometimes that’s enough.

Unfortunately, as soon as she got off the ride, while we would have got off to her on the ride, the dopey faced mutant slipped into a sweater hiding the tits and reminding us that without her tits, she’s pretty average.

Here’s some more excitement from her VIP Disney experience.

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