Jessica Simpson was at some luxury villa in Cabo because girl likes her tacos, but also has all kinds of money to afford the simple things in life like luxury villas, thanks to running a shitty fast fashion brand early on that’s paid out solid.

She posted some scary clown faced picture with some tit sagging out the side of her dress from the resort and it’s got me wondering if this is just standard aging process, or a product of her being fat, then skinny, thanks to Ozempic….with big features and a terrifying jaw line hanging off the bones.

I don’t really get it, but it looks like a demon….with tits, so the kind of demon you’d want to fuck with..

She recently posted some pictures of her kids at their mansion celebrating Easter, with a good old fashioned Easter Egg hunt the way Jesus dying for your sins would have wanted. Eat all the chocolate you can because he died for your sins or some shit.

People are getting mad because her kids were gifted crazy things on Easter, like piles of toys and even a pair of Dior Shoes. What people don’t realize is that Jessica Simpson is a billionaire and money doesn’t fucking exist to her, or to her kids, who will for generations after her be perfectly fine being little rich cunty assholes who accomplish zero in their lives, so let them enjoy their fucking designer Easter Shoes for Jesus dying for their sins. Just because we can’t afford expensive shoes, doesn’t mean rich people should be shopping at the dollar store for their shoes…you communist fuck.

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