Celine Dion is a National Icon up in these parts, so it is in the patriotic interest that we all collectively jerk off the the old as shit skeleton woman who has made our French Canadian nation proud.

It’s just one of those things you can’t think too much about and just have to commit to, without asking about her weird “Stiff Person” disease that she apparently had to cancel her tour because of.

You can’t think too much about her manager turned husband who created the icon after mortgaging his house and buying her from her family at 14 years old, which in Quebec years is old enough to sell off because it puts a strain on the farm trying to feed her.

You can’t think too much about how old and terrifying and weird she is, the skinny French Canadian robot woman who has managed to win the hearts of everyone with her broken english songs…..

You just have to remember she’s a Quebec woman to her core, hence the tits being pulled out, it’s kinda something they tend to do…it’s a passionate society of sluts.

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