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2024

21

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

The bikini stylings of our time are pretty remarkable, impressive, skimpy and half naked….

These girls, all girls, even old ladies are thonged the fuck up in public and as someone who loves thongs, I appreciate the fashions….

Sure, many asses aren’t thong ready, are not thong worthy….but yet they are all in the thongs like it’s not a thing…

I am 100 percent into things girls wear to the beach, it makes me mad that I’m not homeless on the beaches of Florida, doing bath salts and eating pedestrians when not staring at hot florida bikinis….but dreams do come true you just have to put it out to the universe…so this is me putting that homeless man dream of being in florida out there.

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