Molly Sims is a relatively irrelevant early 2000s model who was in SI SWIM on the regular, but who has since been forgotten and not invited to any of their parties or comeback tours. Clearly not a Christie Brinkley clickview hog to them.

She also walked the VS fashion show in 2001, which I guess were her glory days….which make sense because she was in her late 20s then, which is around the time right before hitting that wall and rotting out.

Thanks to instagram, she can relive the glory days of stripping down in a bikini or bathing suit for people to jerk off to, even though she’s in her 50s…which is pretty fucking offensive to those of us not into golden year senior citizen home porn.

She’s married to some overpaid Netflix film exec who is probably responsible for some of the Netflix trashed that has tarnished the minds of a generation…but hey, at least he gets to stick his dick in ex-model pussy when not on set sticking his dick in young hot new aspiring actress pussy while his ex-model pussy is at home raising the kids with the nannies and valiums and other rich housewife tools when they know their hotness is evaporating and their powerful man can get a newer moder…literally.

They must be going through a divorce, because all these bikini pics in a week’s time screams DIVORCEE trying to get jerked off to cuz her husband upgraded to a newer model….

It’s a little desperate.

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