If you’ve been wondering what Leni Klum has been up to since wearing a thong with her mom on a yacht at either Cannes or the Monaco F1 or some other fancy bullshit since she’s fancy….

Well, she was apparently also DJing, which means she’s found a new marketable skill to get herself paid stupid money by having a computer DJ for her, allowing her to just show up in her costume and rub on her big tits, which she has no choice but to rub, since they are big.

In conclusion, Diplo, the king of the overpaid DJ movement has probably already had sex with her, assuming he’s not a queer…which you can never really confirm since all these party people are weird.

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