Big titty, weird face, hot body, always naked in movies and TV Shows Sydney Sweeney has made the move to Florida because Florida is pretty fucking great.

I am sure she’s still got property in LA, but for tax purposes, Florida’s the spot for her to build her empire from since she’s running a production company and doing that whole thing with those big hot tits.

People have this fantasy that California is this mecca or amazingly tropical place, when it’s actually cold as shit, while Florida’s got all Caribbean waters to strip down to your thong bikini and give boners to the stragglers like us.

She bought a 13.5 million dollar waterfron house in Summerland Key, which is on the way to Key West. If you’ve been to Key West, you may be gay, but it’s also a good place to fall into tropical degeneracy when you’re not in the mood to actually go to the Caribbean to drink away your sorrows….

So in being in Florida 6 months and 1 day per year, for tax purposes, she’ll be out in the ocean, on the boat, on the Jet Ski, on the Paddleboard, driving around in her beach buggy, doing all those great things…

So if you’re driving down the highway this summer, make sure to stop at Summerland Key for some Sydney Sweeney time….since it looks pretty good to me….

I’m a bit of a sucker for the classic bikini paparazzi pics in this era of selfie though, I’m nostalgic like that.

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