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2024

12

Jun

Sydney Sweeney’s Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney just bought at 13.5 million dollar waterfront home in the Florida Keys because she’s an overpaid celebrity who can’t actually act very well, but who has the viral tits that people are into so they watch her and that makes the people making the movies either happy or assume she matters.

Either way, she’s moved to Florida and the fun thing about Florida is that the paparazzi are far more eager and excited to capture pics of celebs in their bikinis because they get fucking paid well for it.

The LA paparazzi have all left LA because they are either lazy, or can’t afford to live there, and now work at Walmart or some shit….

While the Florida Paparazzi fucking deliver, sitting in boats, swimming through shark and alligators to get the shot, they are just very Florida about it.

So the actress, who in LA wasn’t noticed by her pool, no one bothered really stalking her right, is now going to be harassed basically every time she goes for a swim.

She’s likely the only celeb on the KEY she bought on and she’s probably better off buying a place in the Bahamas or Puerto Rico for the tax benefits and privacy…yet here we are with daily celeb harassment like old times….

And the harassment features bikini pics and she’s known for her big tits so bikini pics are what we’re hoping for making the whole Florida decision great for the fans of her tits….

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