Katy Perry has been marketed as having some kind of sex appeal thanks to having a set of decent sized tits…

The issue is the rest of her was clunky, including her cankles, but more importantly her dance moves, which for most people killed the sex appeal.

You see, they like to posture men as these half retard apes who see tits and go “ughhh tits” and then jerk off, which is not fully off base, tits are great to look at and are often enough.

However, to say a chick has sex appeal because of her tits, rather than just say “there’s a chick with tits”.

While for the sex appeal we need seduction, non awkward, cerebral, not annoying seduction but if we can’t have that, give us the tits.

My theory is Katy Perry at 40 years old realizes she’s got another tour in her, seeing how easy Taylor Swift gamed celebrity not realizing that Taylor Swift did that by being relatable to girls everywhere, rather than just being some loud mouth cunt, because it takes cerebral manipulation…..not just cheap side-show stunts that people notice for a second and move on.

So yeah, saw Taylor make all this money, felt she could too because of her ego, will ideally fail hard like J.Lo, but she’s bringing out the big guns to hustle it.

Never has the granny been so. out there and obvious with the tits, like a last ditch effort divorcee on a Cruise for a family wedding, just trying to get a little male attention or a fuck.

It’s cheap, it’s easy, and I’ll look at her curated tits, but can assure you they aren’t that great and that they are a sign of PURE desperation, knowing her shit may fail.

FINGERS CROSSED….because if it does fail, MORE nudity will happen and even if you don’t find this cankle clunker hot, she’s better off naked. They all are.

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